couple eatingMike and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they carefully watched their pennies.

Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne’s insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.

One day, their good health didn’t help when they went on a vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.

Heaven image for this is heaven jokeThey reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when he said, ‘Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.’

Mike asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. ‘Why, nothing,’ Peter replied, ‘remember, this is your reward in Heaven.’

Saint Peter for Heaven jokeMike looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.

‘What are the greens fees?’ grumbled Mike.

‘This is heaven,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can play for free, every day.’

angel 1 for heaven jokeNext they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch.

‘Don’t even ask,’ said St. Peter to Mike. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.’

Mike looked around and nervously asked Yvonne ‘Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?’

this is heaven angel 2‘That’s the best part,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can eat and drink as much as you like and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!’

‘No gym to work out at?’ said Mike

‘Not unless you want to,’ was the answer.

‘No testing my sugar or blood pressure or…’

‘Never again’

Mike glared at Yvonne and said, ‘You and your Frigin Bran Flakes. We could have been here ten years ago!’

couple at end of this is heaven joke

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